Story Time with Zee - The Polygraph Test

My divorce was far from a smooth friendly divorce. My ex tried to make it so that I was not able to see my kids. She did just about anything she could think of to try to keep me from being able to see my kids. One day I came home to find a card on my door from a detective at the local police department requesting that I call them as soon as possible. A few months previous to that I would have taken my cell phone out of my pocket and called the number before I even unlocked the door. I would have had faith in the system with a desire to help the detective in what ever way possible.

Lucky for me I was smarter then that when I read the card on my door. I did get my cell phone out of my pocket to make a call before unlocking my door but I did not call the detective. Instead I called one of my three lawyers who took the information and advised me to avoid talking to anyone at the police department. My lawyer called the detective and found out that I was being investigated for sexual abuse. This was the third time my ex made up stories about me sexually abusing one of my kids to try to keep me from seeing my kids. The first two times Child Protective Services talked to me and then talked to my son and they quickly came to the conclusion that what ever incident my ex was claiming happened did not happen. I don't know what story she was telling this time but it was extremely serious that the police department had an open investigation.

My lawyer told me what would most likely happen if the police had a chance to bring me in for a talk. The detective would be very friendly, he would hear what I had to say, he would say it sounds like a misunderstanding to him, and then he would suggest I take a polygraph to clear things up. If I agreed to the polygraph test then they would have me wait in a room for the test. They would have me wait for hours which would make me get anxious and worried. A police officer would come in and question me in an aggressive loud manner in an attempt to scare the shit out of me. At the point where I was all worked up they would ask me to take a polygraph test which may show false results based on my worked up condition.

My lawyer instead set up a polygraph test for me through an independent polygrapher... or whatever they are called. The independent polygrapher that I used used to work for the county and is very well known and respected by the police department that was investigating me. So I went in to take a polygraph to prove that I've never sexually abused my kids. I also requested that he add physical abuse just to prevent any other future accusations. So he hooked up sensor things on my fingers, wrists, and chest and asked me a series of questions that required 'yes' or 'no' answers. Throughout the questions each of the questions was asked twice but in different ways.

The test showed that I have never sexually or physically abused my kids and the investigation against me was closed right away. That is not the way the system should work though. So much for innocent until proven guilty. I had to prove my own innocence and between lawyer fees and the cost of the polygraph test it cost me about a thousand dollars. The cost for my ex to get an investigation against me was a phone call.

If Atheists Ruled the World

This video is hilarious to me. All text was taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums. Seriously some Christians are so flippin' stupid that its hilarious.

Dumb ass with the Lion

This is a featured video on YouTube today:





Am I the only one that thinks he is a complete dumb ass? Any guesses on how long it will be before he makes the news again for being used as a scratching post or lunchable?

Date Report for Uruk

Okay, per Uruk's request I'll tell about my date last weekend. For the purpose of writing about her in my blogs I will call my date "Aye".

I ran across Aye's online dating profile on Match.com about a week ago. It was short but I was very interested after reading it so I sent her a message, she replied, we talked on the phone, and then we agreed to meet this weekend for coffee. I didn't know it when I sent her the initial message but we actually went to high school together for a year, went to the same college, and I even worked at her current place of employment for a while. All that helped give us stuff to talk about that we had in common to get through that usually uncomfortable time when you first meet someone from online. Coffee went well so we went to Applebees and split and appetizers and had a few beers. Aye had told me on the phone that she doesn't like to talk a lot. Although I typically don't like to talk a lot in offline life I made an effort to on the date. At Applebees it was almost like "Story Time with Zee." When I went to Thailand I went with my friend who was from there and I came back with his little brother who went to school here for two years. Aye was friends with his little brother in high school so she was very intersted in Thailand stories. We wanted to go bowling but none of the lanes close had any open bowling so instead we went to a movie. We saw, "Fan Boys" which is about Star Wars fans breaking in to the Lucas Ranch. Neither of us are really into Star Wars but it was funny. During the movie I looked at her hand a few times and thought about holding it but didn't have the balls. One more example that the thought really does not count. The move was done around midnight and we walked to a bar and had a few more drinks and talked till about closing time. Somewhere between the bar and dropping her off at her house I was able to locate my balls so I did kiss Aye. All and all I think we both enjoyed the date because we decided to spend all day Saturday and most of the day Sunday together as well. So after three dates I'm still online bloggin' Uruk. We both have our kids next weekend so we are going to try to get together again on Thursday.

My marriage ended just over three years ago. In that three years I've been in a few relationships that lasted around three months. I've had a lot of first dates where I had absolutely no desire at all to pursue a second date. I've proposed marriage to strangers on the other side of the country via the internet. I made more of a connection with Aye in three days then I have with anyone else in the last three years by far.

You Must be a Crack Head

Google scans the content of pages and uses that information when selecting what advertisements are placed on that page. I think we all understand the idea, place ads that would interest the readers of that page. I decided to add some Google ads to my blog just to see what they would think the readers of this blog would be interested in. If you want to see yourself just scroll down and an ad will be on your right. When I just checked it now the following is what was being advertised.

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So... apparently Google assumes co must be on drugs and/or an alcoholic to be reading my blog... If you see a different advertisement that is amusing please let me know in the comments.

Who the fuck...

Seriously... who the fuck writes anti-Calvinism poetry?

I understand why all Christians do not believe the same thing exact same thing but that is fuckin' sick. What you believe you are born sinful, that the wages of sin is eternal death, that Christ paid that price by dieing on the cross for you, and now you strive to serve God in your life? That's great... but how do you feel about free-will vs. predestination? What?!?!?!? Oh no!!!! You worship a rapist!!!!

Fuck that and the fuck the stroller you were pushed in on.