Exes, TP, Soap, Numbers, Randomness

I enjoy saving money as much as the next guy but I just realized how ridiculous my ex-wife was about it. I just bought toilet paper for the first time since she left about two months ago because she would stock up when it was on sale. I am on my last huge jug of laundry soap that she left in the house when she left. It will be three years this week since she left. I don't intentionally keep track of dates like that but my mind is very math and number oriented and I tend to remember dates. There are about five dates throughout the year that I remember as an anniversary of a first date I had with different women. The really funny part is that I would never admit to a woman that I remember an anniversary of a first date because I think that is just plain stupid.