Why you should hook your friend up with Zee

Hey, I know the reasons not to hook up your friend with Zee but this is why you should. I am a very good geek with a great heart who treats people good and treats a woman even better. I'm looking for a real relationship. I offer honesty, intellectually stimulating conversation, some good laughs, and a bit of adventure. As an added bonus I have a good job, a car, and I don't do drugs! Do you think your friend is up for it?